Does the misery index accuractely reflect your current mood? Perhaps shopping for a new mullet dress and a pair of flatforms is the answer. That's how I roll. Alternatively you could try some owling, photobombing or twitterjacking to raise your spirits, if no one is sending you herograms that is.
All these and more new words and phrases to keep you up to date with the latest developments in the ever-changing world of the English language. As always, Longman Dictionaries Online is your go-to guide for all that's new.